I’m a stripper turned CPA.
So yes, I totally get you and your business in the way finance bros or your dad's accountant never could.
I help bad bitches like you (yes, you) step into their wealthiest, sexiest selves.
I used to keep my past a secret, but now I use it to help creatives get unapologetically rich.
My goal is simple: help you make more, keep more, and feel zero shame about it.
I help creators earn the fuck you money they deserve.
Hi, I'm Cat.
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This guide is for the bad bitch entrepreneur who is tired of the same old manifesting advice that never seems to work.
This is your ultimate glow up guide to break free from being a good girl and start earning the fuck you money you deserve.
I've rounded up all the tips and tricks to make money obsessed with you.
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Book a 15 minute consult! You pay $100 upfront to secure your spot, which is applied to your tax prep.
One time tax prep is $500 per tax year (perfect, if you need to catch up).
If you're looking for tax prep, monthly bookkeeping & personalized strategy to pay off debt, learn investing, and glow up your credit score, my monthly membership is for you.
Click "work with me" on the menu to get started!
I want to work with you, what is my next step?
If you sell anything online, I'm your girl. My clients include OnlyFans models, strippers, escorts, cam girls, influencers, and brand ambassadors.
Your dad's accountant isn't up to speed because he hasn't worked in our industry. If your CPA can't tell you which hair extensions are deductible, it's time to upgrade.
As an ex-stripper, I share all the tips & tricks so you pay less tax and keep more of what you earn.
Do you only work with adult creators?
This is way more common than you think! The good news? I have the exact playbook to help you get your shit together!
And don't panic—there is zero jail time waiting for you. Worst case? You’ll owe some penalties and interest for the years you lagged, but the IRS offers payment plans (I can setup for you).
No judgment or shame spirals. I take care of the boring shit, so you can get back to being creative.
Help! I haven't filed my taxes in years.
When you run your own business, nobody takes taxes out of a paycheck for you. Instead, the IRS wants its cash in quarterly chunks—January, April, June, and September.
With one time tax prep ($500), I calculate this for you.
For my monthly members, I track your income and adjust your estimates year-round—so you legally pay as little in taxes as possible.
What is an estimated tax payment? Do I need to do this?
No! The IRS prefers your money. Jail is for major-league criminals who actually commit fraud, not for missing a deadline.
If you've been ignoring notices, let's get you caught up so the IRS doesn't step in and grab funds directly from your bank account.
If you end up owing and can't pay it all at once, setting up a payment plan is all it takes to make the IRS happy.
